“Wrap” music.
Why did the koala refuse to open his Christmas present?
Because he was too sleepy to “unwrap” it.
Why don’t Christmas presents play hide and seek?
Because they always get unwrapped.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses?
Because it was a bright Christmas.
What do snowmen say to each other in summer?
“I’m melting for you.”
Why did the Christmas cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie.
What do you call Santa when he takes a nap?
Santa pause.
What is Santa’s favourite type of potato chip?
Crisp Kringles.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
To get to the “Christmas” side.
How do you scare a snowman?
Wave a hairdryer at him.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
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